The Golden Wrench video

See the new Engineer’s Golden Wrench in action. In this video it appears that the golden wrench turns it’s victims gold ultimately killing them.

Ohhhh… What is The Golden Wrench?


In today’s TF2 update (July 01, 2010) we received a small list of changes:
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-Added missing earbud particles for DX8 players.
-Added new ConVar mp_windifference_min to be used with mp_windifference.
-Added Engineer to the list of classes that can equip Max’s Pistol.
-Rebuilt sound cache files that were out of date.

However what you didn’t see on this list that appeared in game files and hammer was the Golden Wrench.  Not currently a selectable item for the engineer, it’s value and uses are relatively unknown.  However we do know it’s normally a Level 25 Wrench (possibly a replacement for the normal wrench) and its “Imbued with an ancient power.  Is this possibly a new weapon that will be avaliable in the update, will this be a special unlock like the soldier badge that will be found on a hidden page, or is Valve just trolling us all for a good laugh.
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Here’s the coding that came with the golden wrench in the game files:
“TF_HUD_Event_GoldenWrench_C” “%s1 has found Golden Wrench no. %s2!”
“TF_HUD_Event_GoldenWrench_D” “%s1 has destroyed Golden Wrench no. %s2!”

“150″
{”name” “turn to gold”
“attribute_class” “set_turn_to_gold”
“attribute_name” “turns corpse to gold”
“min_value” “1″
“max_value” “1″
“description_string” “#Attrib_TurnToGold”
“description_format” “value_is_additive”
“hidden” “0″
“effect_type” “positive”}

“TF_Unique_Golden_Wrench” “Golden Wrench” [$ENGLISH]

“169″
{”name” “Golden Wrench”
“item_class” “tf_weapon_wrench”
“craft_class” “weapon”
“item_type_name” “#TF_Weapon_Wrench”
“item_name” “#TF_Unique_Golden_Wrench”
“item_slot” “melee”
“item_quality” “unique”
“min_ilevel” “25″
“max_ilevel” “25″
“propername” “1″
“attach_to_hands” “1″
“item_logname” “wrench_golden”
“item_iconname” “wrench_golden”
“image_inventory” “backpack/weapons/c_models/c_wrench/gold_wrench”
“image_inventory_size_w” “128″
“image_inventory_size_h” “82″
“model_player” “models/weapons/c_models/c_wrench/c_wrench.mdl”
“used_by_classes”
{”engineer” “1″}
“visuals”
{”material_override” “models/weapons/c_items/gold_wrench.vmt”}
“mouse_pressed_sound” “ui/item_metal_weapon_pickup.wav”
“drop_sound” “ui/item_metal_weapon_drop.wav”
“attributes”
{”turn to gold”
{”attribute_class” “set_turn_to_gold”
“value” “1″}}}

Secret code:
Looking even further into this, there have been secret codes found on image files as seen here.

There was also a URL given that is a decryption program, which can decrypt the coded message at the top of that image. You must use the key “saxtonhale”
The message is something like “Clearly here is more space than needed. I wonder what else was here?
So this image may be a dead end or red herring.

Post something and let everyone know your thoughts/theories on what this Golden Wrench is and what it’s going to be used for.

TF2 | Helsinki Scorchin’ | HD - by Estate


Tf2 Frag video in High Def by Estate.  Best of the latest 6v6 matches.

Pyros Song


Pyros’ a Team Fortress 2 parody of ‘Angels’ (Robbie Williams) by Brettthefirst

Lyrics:

I sit and wait
Then my heavy gets back-stabbed again
And does he know
Ive got no place to go
And Im getting 0wned
Cause I have been pwned
Burned and bottled whilst Im on my own
So as the enemy shoots lead
Bombs and bullets at my head
And when Im nearly dead
Im healing Pyros instead

And through it all he offers me protection
From death and decapitation
Whether hes a guy or a girl
And even on Dustbowl
Wherever he may take me
The enemy cant shake me
And when I Ubercharge he wont forsake me
Im healing Pyros instead

Now the heat is on
And its looking like our team has won
He sets aflame
The entire team again and again
And as their teammates burn
Their stomachs start to churn
Cause soon theyll all be dead
Im healing Pyros instead

TF2 - Sentry Pistol

New tf2 weapon.  Sentry Pistol skins for the scout/engineer pistols.
Download:
http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/84500

Damage notifier HUD mod:
http://shorty.zaridi.to/tf2/damage.rar
Unrar to your “tream fortress 2/tf” folder

What is your favorite custom TF2 weapons so far?

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The Tribalman’s shiv won the “What is your favorite custom TF2 weapons so far with 287 votes(47%) out of 607.  The Scotsman’s skullcutter and the Homewrecker came in 2nd and 3rd places.

Heavy and Scout think they are birds


Heavy is mama bird and the scout is the baby bird.  Funny Gmod Team Fortress 2 video on Gravelpit.

Music used:
”Grunty Challenge” from ”Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts”

So You Think You Know Your TF2 Maps - Quiz 03

Find out how well you know your Team Fortress 2 maps.  Take a look at these pictures and guess at where the picture is located in TF2 Official maps.  There’s only 15 picture questions to prove your TF2 knowledge, so good luck!

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compLexity TF2: Rocket Jumping by Jaeger


Team Fortress 2 player Jaeger goes over rocket jumping in this video. Learn tips and hints to rocket jumping off the ground and walls.  Learn how to take less fall damage and work better with a medic to coordinate healing with teammates.  For this demonstration he uses cp_granary and shows some of the commands he uses to practice rocket jumping.

How to rocket jump better.

Free Weekends, Updates, and Speculations (Oh My!)

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After a long triumphant wait, the TF2 update on June 10th, 2010, allows Mac OS X users to play Team Fortress 2. As we put one more TF2 update under our belts, we can’t help but feel like the Engineer update is now closer than ever. New or confused about all this information? Well here’s everything you missed and more:

earbudsFirst off, Valve kicked off this Mac update with a Free Weekend and new blog post.  All Mac users that log in this weekend and play, will receive a pretty white pair of Apple Earbuds in game.  (Must log into a mac, launch TF2 and die on a server at least once to receive the ear buds.)  If you don’t have the Earbuds yet and have access to a mac, make sure to do this soon, as the offer end Monday June 13th, 2010.  Blog post also contained a new video, TF2 cartoon, and update information.

Next! Training is finally here.  Team Fortress 2 players can now train their aim against cardboard cutouts and TF2 bots.  Unfortunately it is only available for the Soldier currently, but there is speculation that more classes will come in the future.
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Then, small but kind of important things! TF2 also received a menu makeover, a new crafting icon, and a new practice option, where users can test their skill on official Valve Koth maps and Dustbowl against bots.  As part of the new menu system, TF2 characters show up in the upper right hand corner with player records.  Players have reported that the Pyro shows up as a him and her on the main screen, which further questions the Pyro’s gender.x6j1og

Also! If you haven’t seen the video yet or heard all the speculation, you have a lot of catching up to do.  First off, the video has a windows comparison.  Take a look at the screen below if you didn’t catch it.  Engineer is also wielding a new shotgun with what appears to be a scope.  Could it be a laser pointer, a scope, or something totally different.  At the end of the video it says, “Think Bullets” which has been speculated to have something to do with the Engineer update.
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Finally! One last bit.  This showed up in the texture files in TF2 which can be easily viewed in hammer.  Tobor is written in the middle which is Robot spelled backwards.  Which further hardens speculations that the Engineer will be receiving a Robot as a new unlock (as hinted at in the recent Engineer Video.)
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Big Things Are Coming…


In a new blog update on June 9th, 2010, Valve announced “Big Things” are coming to TF2.  In the photo the Scout, Heavy, and Demoman are all wearing what appear to look like Apple iPod ear buds.  Valve stated that the “Big Thing” that rhyme with “grapple” and “Speem Gortress zmavailable on the Babac” are what we should expect.  We know, our guess is as good as yours.  Who knows what this update will bring (wink.)

I’LL NEVER BE PRETTY


Funny ATHF and TF2 Hybrid video.  Check it out!

HEYDAY by grid

Movie for apofig contest.  Team Fortress 2 Frag Movie. Assorted clips from 6v6 TF2 matched for scrims.

Team Fortress 2 costumes, next step.. Live Action Movie! (not really)

We’ve all wanted to see a full length Animated Team Fortress 2 movie, but it looks like Greg Peltz and Ryan Rasmussen took it a step further by making their own costumes.  TF2 costumes seemed to peak around Halloween 2007 and the TF2 cosplay party but they have taken their costume quality to the next level.  These two could not settle for a basic color and overall look, but crafted their uniforms down to the finest details.  The weapons for the Soldier and Medic are 100% accurate all the way down to the crack on the Soldiers Rocket Launcher and the two made sure the costumes fit just like the do in the game.

One thing is for sure if their is ever a Live Action Team Fortress 2 movie, movie executives will now have somewhere to look.





How To Reset Your TF2 Stats

Ever wondered how to reset your Team Fortress 2 stats?  Maybe you have 150 kills for Scout that you got on an achievement server.  Unfortunatly you cannot just reset one stat you must reset them all.  Just follow these simple steps to reset your TF2 stats.  See pictures below for more explanation.

1.) Lauch Team Fortress 2
2.) Choose “Character Info And Setup
3.) Click on the “Stats” tab at the top of the page
4.) On the bottom right hand corner choose “Reset Stats”
5.) Click Ok
6.) Your stats should now be reset.
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